broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

"I wanna be your “1am I can’t sleep” text"

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

"Let go of relationships that do not serve you. That means negative people, dishonest people, people who don’t respect you, people who are overly critical and relationships that prevent you from growing. You can’t grow as a person, if you don’t have people in your life who want to grow with you."
(via bodv)
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its-indieindielove-bitch:

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definitelygayy:

I told my 13 year old sister I’m gay today.
Her response: “Yeah, I know it’s kind of obvious. I don’t care, be with who you want to be with. As long as I can go to Taco Bell with you and your lady friend.”

I cried

smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was